Post by fosterhackett on Mar 26, 2018 11:13:08 GMT -6
Thought you might like a good laugh ! ! !
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men,he found shopping boring
& preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was
like most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
fo rced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against
Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people' s
carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he AGAIN!
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
'
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST . .
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper! in here!'
Regards, Wal-Mart