Post by Hackdog on Mar 26, 2018 11:17:57 GMT -6
QUESTION TO MISS AMERICA 1995 (MISS ALABAMA): "If You Could Live Forever, Would You And Why?"
ANSWER: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry...I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff..." (Mariah Carey)
"Smoking kills...If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life..." (Brooke Shields)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body..." (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward)
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football...A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein..." (Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst)
"We don't necessarily discriminate, we simply exclude certain types of people..." (Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure..." (Bill Clinton)
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country..." (Mayor Marion Berry, Washington, DC)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers...We are the president..." (Hillary Clinton)
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it..." (A Congressional Candidate In Texas) - Must be one of George's relatives...!!!
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." (Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark)
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." (Al Gore, Ex - Vice President, Environmentalist (!) and Nobel Prize Winner...
"We are ready for an unseen event that may or may not occur..." (Al Gore, Ex- Vice President)
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves 'How much clean air do we need..?' (Lee Iacocca)
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
"I love California...I practically grew up in Phoenix..." (Dan Quayle)
THERE NOW - DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER ?
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ANSWER: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry...I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff..." (Mariah Carey)
"Smoking kills...If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life..." (Brooke Shields)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body..." (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward)
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football...A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein..." (Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst)
"We don't necessarily discriminate, we simply exclude certain types of people..." (Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure..." (Bill Clinton)
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country..." (Mayor Marion Berry, Washington, DC)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers...We are the president..." (Hillary Clinton)
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it..." (A Congressional Candidate In Texas) - Must be one of George's relatives...!!!
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." (Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark)
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." (Al Gore, Ex - Vice President, Environmentalist (!) and Nobel Prize Winner...
"We are ready for an unseen event that may or may not occur..." (Al Gore, Ex- Vice President)
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves 'How much clean air do we need..?' (Lee Iacocca)
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
"I love California...I practically grew up in Phoenix..." (Dan Quayle)
THERE NOW - DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER ?
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